likeadamnfiddle:

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

Trying to hit a high rate too early in the season

up2in2:

That moment when your hangry and you spot the jar of nutella

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

kiefeon:

silent-wordsmith:

mollymimieux:

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

We don’t belong here; we never have

the ferris wheel and the bike are my favourite

secretbiboy:

Shots have been fired

secretbiboy:

Shots have been fired

ch1aki-nanami:

everyone’s getting into relationships and i just started a new anime

save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.

save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.

stfump:

rose-coloured-rain:

trick-or-pete:

carcrashteainthestars:

trick-or-pete:

All the boys who the dance floor didn’t love

And all the girls who’s lips couldn’t move fast enough

Sing

Until your lungs give out

this aih a sehn its ah gah dah arh rehs

I need to be on late night tumblr more often it’s fucking heartbreakingly accurate and entertaining as fuck

Yumm wine

So here I am on saturday night watching HIMYM and idk why but seeing Ted and Zooey together makes me really lonely and sitting here with half a bottle of wine and pop tarts only emphasizes it even more.